“I am a trend ender”

Then If I’m right you have kids.

I think I’ll have to use inductive reasoning for this.

Decades ago when we were kids we knew instantly when a trend was dead, a fad grew bad, sayings were torture.

We knew this because our parents started getting trendy, adopted a fad, saying ‘woke’ phrases of the day.

Oh, BTW: Some of my best friends are writers. :-)