“holiest of days!” No doubt you are referring to garbage day, especially when nothing sticks to the bottom of the bins. Halleluiah!

I know, our Nextdoor chapter is constantly whining about all the shootings in our hood taking away all the attention of my important posts which happened to be my missing cat that could have been in heat. Priorities people!

Also, my neighbors, stop tiptoeing around early on garbage day thinking no one sees you running around searching for some nearby sucker whose cans are not filled or obviously they forgot to get their crap out on time, and NO, there is no ‘Act of God’ reasoning about dumping special costly pickup waste items on my lawn space that the city happens to literally own.

Nextdoor, nope, it’s FB for suckers.