Tim Colby
1 min readSep 24, 2019

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Halloween, don’t want to dredge up whatever history is associated with this holiday, but to me, Halloween is a kids holiday, full stop. The rest are Holidaze that kids might dread as having to perform tropes they are already sick to death of. That’s a little harsh but many of the holiday meanings are not focused on kids so much as selling crap to families, just because it makes more cash?

I get it, adults want to go to a costume party, fine, have a nice day and a hangover too.

This company’s statement regarding some corporate made-up mission statement reeks of corporate-speak bullshit. These people are not interested in gender empowerment at all, but interested in profits, Hallmark wannabees. Feminists? How about ca$hi$t$. Truly this is their depth of concern.

Bad attitude? These annual fly by night novelty companies, they’ve earned it.

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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