Tim Colby
1 min readJul 14, 2019

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Ha Ha Ha Ha ….. BrewHaHa!!!! You got and deserve the big 5-Oh!

Another Fan-Fucking-Tastic genius work of art, thank you so much, made fun my somewhat boring afternoon. And now it’s time to continue the YoooooooGaaaa pile on.

So a year or so ago the eastern USA yoga mill wannabees started floating this idea to: regulate and classify yoga classes.

Roughly translated this means

Shush, The Quiet Mind Precedes the Empty Wallet

OR

Now breathe, pause, and breathe and continue.

Roughly translated this means

You fucking idiots, you aren’t even aware of your own muscle memory? Really? If you weren’t paying me $50 for this lesson (there’s that infamous Medium number again, smirk - smirk) I’d drop kick you ‘all out the dam window, cheeses!)

Oh crap, there has to be an encyclopedia for this somewhere. Thanks again, you put me right into the studio, the studio, um, the studio of peace.

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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