Great list! Too much truth can be a bad thing. Have you been spying on us retirees?

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You realize, well maybe you don't, that there are two Adirondack chairs in the story picture. This chair was purposely made in hell by the one and only Satan! The demon run factory from down under made specifically designed chairs to torture those still assuming their mortal coil. Just look at those things, NO cushions, impossible for us to get out of, what(?) are we sitting around almost on our backs waiting to be blasted off into space like astronauts? If we wanted to wedge ourselves between rocks on our backs we would have already jumped off a cliff into the rocks, since that would be an improvement. The Adirondack chair, is a tool of the devil, training us and getting us ready to our staycation in hell! Never sit in one of these torture devices, ever! If there is one thing the devil does better than anyone in this universe or beyond, it's devil marketing!

Still, that was a fun list.