Tim Colby
1 min readApr 2, 2021

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FUCKING A BRO!!! Tanks spell FREEDOM!

Gotta tell ya though, and you're gonna love this, just got my A-10 flying drone conversion kit from Amazon Prime. Controller and batteries included! Since it was prime it got here in 2 days, loaded up my workshop and it's extended garage. Can't wait to slap this baby together, easy assembly, never like Ikea shit, which is really snowflake shit. Also, as an Amazon option I added (you are not going to believe this!) snatched a pair of 'Tactical Glasses' as seen on tv! Holy Fuck!

No more finding a decent parking spot going to work, I can clear my own landing strip, as soon as the first responders clean it all up. When I drive up to work in my vintage hummer heads will be rubbernecking right off shoulders! "Hey, Jane, check out that hunk with the manly tactical glasses, wow we gotta check him out today!"

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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