Fantastic, this is way better than a tv series teaser!

ProTip: If the wrapped ladder is an aluminum extension type, unwrap it and use it. Also, don't use that ladder while a T-storm is approaching.

Being out in the middle of nowhere, well, it's propitious that you still have some exciting adventures available whilst stuck indoors. I love how you have weaponized the hairdryer! If you don't have a garage can a winter canopy be in your immediate future, like in Florida only everything is frozen solid.