Tim Colby
1 min readDec 16, 2020

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Fantastic! What a travel tip trip! Heck, cross-post this to some travel mag tips & tricks. Most entertaining.

Yes, long flight bloated elephant foot syndrome, or even head to toe, is a super bummer. But at least the reading public has your fantastical wardrobe travel info tips and tricks making life better for all of us. Such a writing literary skill. Gosh.

I digress but, this whole story reminds me of stories, my dad, related years ago during one of his extra part-time jobs as a shoe salesman in of course a shoe store. He was no slouch in the cobbler world, brought up on a farm plus did some work at a shoe manufacturer, and knew how and when anything from people to workhorses was well shod. Let's just say most of the fun stories related were fitting shoe stock to the female gender. Fitting may not be the right term.

My gender will never be able to understand the nomenclature associated with size numbers of the female wardrobe, head to toe. It's almost like being an archeologist trying to decode or figure out some long-dead culture.

Addendum: Lastly wardrobe tags, I say go inkjet to the fabric on all wardrobe. If I wanted the sensation of being scratched anywhere severely all day long, I would have sought it out and bought it. Stop the 3-dimensional laundry tags! Now!

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

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