Tim Colby
1 min readApr 2, 2021

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“Crazily hilarious”.

You, you, old man mind reader you!

Ahh, are we somehow married?🤔

Us westerners pre C-19 might joke about asian countries in warmer climes wearing PJs all the day long. Not so much anymore. I sometimes venture outside here in the burbs to get some sunshine and process some vitamin D, so they say, in my PJs. But there’s this thought that keeps popping up in my mind, like, am I going to get reported and hauled off to some rubber ranch for my own and other’s safety?

“Not getting the hint”

Of course not! As a member of the Patriarchal order of married dudes I can report that we never think before we speak. It’s like, that would involve thinking about feelings and stuff. Whoa!

It’s also like we don’t understand spousal think, that would be like spousal thinking as a 2nd or 3rd language. Way too much work. 🤯

Spousal communications, it’s harder than learning to dance.

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

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