Congrats!

Welcome to Club Med!

We are so excited you came to bank on us.

Tues., Wed., & Thu. is social night with free beer and themed treats. Mon. & Fri. are open shuffleboard competition with valuable prizes! Weekends, oopsie, be careful not to somehow end up on docking cruise ships, get stuck on those and your backside is gone. Our free prizes for new arrivals is on your pillows, look no further.

So happy you decided on Club Med, for more information check out your local/national news feeds on our 4 movie size screens in the lobby where 7 days a week our ads are placed 8 times per hour during nightly national news broadcasts, where all the latest goodies at Club Med are revealed, for free! And thanks again to our sponsors Big Pharma!