Candy corn, the suspicious concoction of carbs that turns up every year like the flu virus and, has all the flavor and charm of chewing broken glass embedded in sugary goo. Did you know this hallowed confection spends about 10 months a year in warehouses? So yeah, the average lifetime of the average candy corn is a minimum of about a decade. Yum.

Candy corn becomes depressed when it finally gets shipped off to a local Dollar Store which is considered part of their end of life cycle.