Are you aware you are a shoe in for a second career gig in food agricultural marketing?

I can handle the 'Garlic Caesar' thing but if 'creamy' is anywhere near *ANY* salad dressing name, let's just say I'm not yet desperate enough to go dumpster diving at my local grocery store at this juncture. But as our supply chain gets worse, and it will in food departments everywhere, never say never*.

Now about shrink wrapped food poisoning, if complementary *RANCH* anything is attached to a plastic encased spray of vegetables, I'm running for the doors at warp speed!

* Because when humans get really starving hungry, the person sitting next to you starts looking good. ☠️