AKA Fruit cake, a baked concoction able to survive several nuke attacks and maintain it's concrete…

Perhaps I’ll skewer some more holiday traditions another time. There’s always that hideous bread/cake thing with the sticky inclusions capable of pulling your fillings out by their roots.
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AKA Fruit cake, a baked concoction able to survive several nuke attacks and maintain it's concrete consistency. Recommend powered diamond saw blades for sectioning.
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