Ah my dear, do remind me never to propose marriage to you. Living in a abode where the floors are coated with glass shards sounds so much more inviting.
“Why don’t you try to communicate your feelings honestly?” Right, and that would be NO fun, would it?
At least we have an author we can turn to that knows how to relate our lives through a never ending bloody passivity. Thank you, but now it's time for me to take a break for myself for my daily self flagellations.